moodymama's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Voices ? I'm not quite sure what to do. 1:01 a.m. - Wednesday, May. 26, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Have... Stolen from Amee who stole it from Joanne. (x) I Have Been Drunk (x) I Have Smoked Pot ( ) I Have Done Cocaine ( ) I Have Done Other Drugs ( ) I Have Thrown Up In A Bar (x) I Have Flashed Someone (x) I Have Posed Nude (x) I Have Purchased Pornography (x) I Have Been Caught Masturbating (x) I Have Pissed On Myself (x) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex (x) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) I Have Made Out With A Stranger (x) I Have Gone On A Blind Date (x) I Have Been In Love (x) I Have Been Dumped (x) I Have Had Sex (x) I Have Had Anal Sex (x) I Have Had Sex In Public (x) I Have Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex (x) I Have Had Sex With A Co-Worker (x) I Have Had Sex At The Office ( ) I Have Had Sex In A Dressing Room ( ) I Have Had Sex At A Friend's House During A Party ( ) I Have Had Sex / Hooked Up With A Friend's Sibling ( ) I Have Gotten Someone Drunk To Have Sex With Them ( ) I Have Had Sex With More Than 1 Person In The Same Week ( ) I Have Had A Threesome ( ) I Have Received Scars From My Sex Partner (x) I Have Been Married (x) I Have Been Divorced (x) I Have Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x) I Have Cut Myself On Purpose ( ) I Have Killed Someone ( ) I Have Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire ( ) I Have Crashed A Friend's/Mom's Car. (x) I Have Shoplifted (x) I Have Stolen Something From My Job (x) I Have Been Fired (x) I Have Been In A Fist Fight (x) I Have Been Tied Up ( ) I Have Been Arrested (x) I Have Ridden In A Taxi (x) I Have Lied To A Friend (x) I Have Skipped School (x) I Have Had A Crush On A Teacher ( ) I Have Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans ( ) I Have Celebrated New Years In Time Square ( ) I Have Been To Japan ( ) I Have Been To Europe ( ) I Have Been Snowboarding (x) I Have Eaten Sushi 7:02 p.m. - Monday, May. 24, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lead in my gut Thanks Mari for reminding me about the cake! I ordered it already, all chocolate with the silly pink roses. I told T today about the Sperm Donor entries. Although he knows the whole story, he's interested in reading them and seeing how it comes out in written form. I might let him do that after dinner. Hrm. I have this strange feeling in the pit of my stomach that I should be expecting something. Shut up, it's not a baby. I'm not sure if it's something positive or negative, but I wish it would show face already so I don't have to worry about it. Perhaps it's just my mother's impending visit, which always brings on a mixture of elation and anxiety. No one loves me more than or can tear me down faster than my Mom. In my eyes, that's a lot of damn power for one person to have. 6:43 p.m. - Monday, May. 24, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catharsis The conclusion of Sperm Donor has been posted. The next installment will be entitled "The Early Years", and will chronicle the important events of the first eleven years of my life. I wanted to write an entry in here but I'm absorbed with thought. I don't necessarily have my much-needed closure, but getting it all out has been cathartic. Thanks for reading and allowing me to share it all with you. 11:57 a.m. - Monday, May. 24, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four more days to Mom! Installment seven of the Sperm Donor entries has been posted. I'm tired but I want to play. I'm tired but I still have an assignment to work on. I'm tired but I have a movie to watch. There's something about having to watch a movie as opposed to wanting to watch a movie that makes it entirely unappealing. I don't like having my options taken away from me. Today is my friend Christine's birthday and I sent her card late. I suck. I'm six days late in sending Nena her birthday present as well. Pffft. Speaking of birthdays, someone please remind me to order my daughter a half sheet birthday cake tomorrow. Her request is for chocolate with chocolate frosting and pink roses. Even with a dozen written reminders I still managed to forget to do this on Friday. Now that's what I call Sloppy Mommyhood. I'm actually look forward to tomorrow even though it's a Monday. My mom will be here on Thursday, yippee! 11:02 p.m. - Sunday, May. 23, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sloth? I stole this from Em who stole it from Disco Dave. Sloth? Moi? I think not! 1:14 p.m. - Sunday, May. 23, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update The sixth installment of Sperm Donor has been posted, if you're interested. 1:01 p.m. - Sunday, May. 23, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a mosquito bite in the middle of my forehead These people in my class are a trip. Huge fantasy and sci-fi flick addicts. I don't get it. Only on a rare occasion will I sit and give attention to such movies. Anyway, so I was outvoted when choosing the movie for our group projects. Signs was chosen, and I went through the trouble of renting it when they decided to change it to Sixth Sense. Idiots, I tell you. I also had to pick two movies for my individual assignments; one classic and one modern. I chose The Grapes of Wrath with Henry Fonda and The Usual Suspects because I already own them. Plus Kevin Spacey is in the latter movie and I watch just about everthing with him in it. I wuvs Kevin Spacey. I'm worried about my next class because it's Calculus and I feel like I should be taking that on-campus. I'm not good with math and I'll need a lot of help. It starts on June 11th and doesn't end until July 7th, which means that I'll have to have access to class while I'm in Hawaii. The last thing that I'll want to be doing on vacation is Calculus homework! Maybe I should take my chances and test out of it, meaning I can take a test and if I do well enough I can get credit without having to take the class. I don't want to go to the cult this morning. Oops, did I say that? I meant to say church. Pffft. I'm not in the mood for scoldings and sitting under microscopes and confessing and all that gibberish. Just allow me to burn in hell, thank you. Okay, I didn't mean that. I still don't want to go to church, or more like this church. I need some coffee to jump-start my day. 8:39 a.m. - Sunday, May. 23, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Garage sale poop and Rosemary's baby Had our garage sale this morning and only made $98 for the three hours that we were out there. Oddly enough, the bigger items didn't sell and no one asked about them. I'm going to run an ad for the crib and the car seat. I donated a lot of clothing and linens to a nearby church. We tossed out a lot of stuff and people came and rummaged through our trash. Someone in my neighborhood now has my old coffee table for free. Cheap bastards. Gizmo stank up my garage sale by pooping near the sales tables. I had to keep picking up turds with plastic bags because I was afraid someone would step on his piles of crap. Aren't I just courteous and thoughtful? Our first customer wanted to buy Gizmo, but then settled for Bruce Springsteen on vinyl, a CD entitled '80's Ladies, and a lithograph of Harriet Tubman. While he shopped, he went on this little spheel about how the world was going to hell and kids had no home training nowadays and he wouldn't have kids in this Decade of Immorality if someone paid him. This rant was spawned by my asking him if he had kids and wanted to buy a crib. Sigh. I have all of $2 left from that money. Groceries and diapers, need I say more? Pffft. I can't wait until I get back from Hawaii so I can find a job. This paycheck-to-paycheck nonsense is for the birds. I'm still waiting on my car taxes (now actually Travis's car) to come since last year it came in May. Last year it was $378 so who knows what it will be this year. However much it is, I'll have no choice but to charge it. My friend Andromeda came over today to pick up The Boy for her son's birthday. She brought her toddler and Monkey got a wild hair up her ass and decided that not only would she knock the girl down, but she'd throw two pinches in for good measure. Oh, and she pinched Andromeda twice while she was at it. Ever see the movie Rosemary's Baby? Uhm. I'm thinking that my name was supposed to have been Rosemary. I have to finish reading my chapters. I hate being so behind. 10:56 p.m. - Saturday, May. 22, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitten and sprayed down with Sexy I'm wearing a new scent tonight. It's called Mosquitois Repellantus. Sounds like some fancy French stuff, right? Yeah, it has the woods-y, citrus-y, bug sprayish quality to it. It's for the outdoor girl in me. Think I'll get some nookie tonight smelling like this? :o) Goodnight. 12:46 a.m. - Saturday, May. 22, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Animal drama After Monkey and I dropped the kids off at school, we drove up the street to the library to return some books in the book-drop. We were almost home when I noticed this lady sitting on the curb, cradling what appeared to be a black dog. I was driving slow enough to see that she was crying. I passed her and thought about just going home. Then I turned around and went back, in case she needed some kind of help. By the time I got back another lady had stopped and had given her a blanket for her dog. I saw a bike laying next to her and thought that maybe she'd been hit by a car. Turns out that she'd gone bike riding this morning to look for her lost dog. He was a cute black labrador. She'd found him this morning and he was dead. He was bloody and in the grass on the side of the street, as if a car had hit him and the impact had flown him into the grass. I felt bad but didn't know what to do. She just kept crying and her whole face was red. She just sat there, cradling her poor dead dog. Monkey was crying in the car so I left since the other lady was already there to help her. Anyway, there is yet another squirrel in the squirrel trap that T chained to the big tree in the front yard. If the Animal-Loving Neighbors across the street let this one out too, T will absolutely come unglued. This will be squirrel number six that they've stepped on our property to set free. T already told Mr. Animal-Lover last week that he will "beat his mother-fucking, animal-obsessed ass" if he sets foot on our property again. Yes, my husband has quite the colorful vocabulary. There is no law against trapping squirrels that keep eating all of our pecans. I don't think there is, anyway. By the way, the Sperm Donor entries have been moved to a new location. Drop me an email if you want the link. 8:39 a.m. - Friday, May. 21, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Girl's milestone: no more grammar school! The Girl graduated from fifth grade yesterday. Monkey acted up and all of my pictures ended up blurry. Hmph. I had taken five pictures when she received each of her five awards, and then the Mother of All Pictures when she sang solo for her graduating class. Blurry, all of them. Monkey is such a picture-taking-ruiner. Today is officially the last day of school. They really don't have to go but The Girl and I had bought some stuff yesterday to make gifts for her teachers. The Girl is a teacher's pet to six different teachers, plus she's close to her guidance counselor and her principal. What kind of kid is close to their principal? Anyway, her music teacher/chorus director bawled her eyes out while saying goodbye to The Girl. She elicited a promise from me to continue encouraging The Girl to sing. I got all uncomfortable yesterday, seeing her cry like that. I actually had more to say about yesterday at the school, but I have to drop them off at school now. 7:53 a.m. - Friday, May. 21, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hiatus On hiatus. Will be back soon. 8:22 p.m. - Monday, May. 17, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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